Wednesday, April 18, 2007

It's a nipple conspiracy!

Have you noticed a change in manequins recently? Ok, I started noticing a while ago, and I don't know when it started. But they all have huge, obvious nipples now. Why does a manequin need nipples? And who makes these sorts of decisions anyway?

Was the manequin design business taken over by one nipple-obsessed person? Or did a bunch of them get together at a convention and decide to make a move toward anatomically correct models? Because it's not just one brand. Manequins of all types have nipples that could take your eye out, even through a thick, wooly cardigan! Notice they've got no faces though. I'm not sure how anatomically correct that is.

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