Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The space time continuum

I have discovered that the later I get out of bed, the less time it takes me to get to work. Today I got up at 8:30 and was at work at 9:30. Last week I was getting up at 8 and getting to work at 9:15. I tried getting up at 7:30 and I got here at 9. So by extrapolation I could get up at 12 and be at work by 11, thereby solving the problem of time travel. With the added advantage of there never being any paradoxes since I'd still be in bed.

1 comment:

Nick Jensen said...

But what if you at work, discovered you'd have to go back home to fetch something you forgot in your bedroom? Or even worse - if you went to work, discovered it was a public holiday, and went back home to go to bed?